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You are such a turkey!
You are such a turkey! So this is what I've been up to Which is why I haven't blogged for a while...so, I've taken some time to steal some turkey jokes for today Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken�s day off. Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside Q: Why can�t you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! I�m stuffed! Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty ? A: If your papa could see you now, he�d turn over in his gravy! Q: Why do turkeys always gobble? A: They haven�t been taught good table manners! Q: Who isn�t hungry on Thanksgiving? A: The turkey, because he�s already stuffed! Muffy da Brat |
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You forgot that chicks dig when you flip them the bird.
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