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Fucking Wind Chimes
Fucking Wind Chimes Three days of constant winds gusting up to 45 miles an hour. And endless showery rain for weeks. WEEKS. I know it isn't hurricane or tornado force like some people have to put up with, but this is supposed to be spring in lovely southern England: blackbirds singing and apple blossom and all that. Well there's no fucking apple blossom left on my tree I can tell you that, either physically or metaphorically. I had just planted out some tomatoes as well, and they don't look like they are thanking me for it. I'm not in the best of moods as you can probably tell by now. Frustrated with work, hemmed in on all sides by the weather and fed up with the new Covid world we all have to live in. As if it isn't enough that I have to sit here and listen to this endless blattering against the roof and the windows, some fucking idiot has hung bloody wind chimes up in their garden down the road, and they are driving me bonkers! These chimes aren't the usual little fearie tinklers or the kind that make that rather comforting sort of hollow bamboo bonk noise. These are full-on tubular bells type loud bastards and in this weather the noise is constant. At first I thought someone was smashing glass bottles in the street. Mike Oldfield could come round my house and make a new album. Now I am not normally one to get involved in disputes with my neighbours but honestly I am considering going round there and having a word. Maybe I need that witchy woman Upsidedownsky had pictured on his blog to come round here and distract me before I do something I might regret later. (I suppose I might regret that later too though.) Why couldn't some nice nubile wannabe slut come knocking on my door and say "Oh my ex boyfriend was so controlling, I need someone who I can just get into bed with and really concentrate on the sex without having to go out on dates and plan for the future, can I be your plaything please?" I mean that isn't too much to ask is it? |
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We've had a couple of days of rain here but it was much needed as we've had a long dry spell. I hope your tomatoes come around! I decided to plant some this year - I had not done so since moving to this house six years ago, because my backyard is rather shady. So I'm going to be a rebel and plant them in the front yard (not something that people do around here...I suppose because they're worried that passerbys might steal the harvest).
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Feeling calmer now. As is the weather. But not for long according to the forecast!
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Funny post! I should get your tomatoes in.. they've forecast a frost for Saturday night! You can guarantee that just after cherry blossom.. errr blossoms... it will blow a hooley... but not quite the hooley we're having at the moment!
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We've had a couple of days of rain here but it was much needed as we've had a long dry spell. I hope your tomatoes come around! I decided to plant some this year - I had not done so since moving to this house six years ago, because my backyard is rather shady. So I'm going to be a rebel and plant them in the front yard (not something that people do around here...I suppose because they're worried that passerbys might steal the harvest).
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Why couldn't some nice nubile wannabe slut come knocking on my door and say "Oh my ex boyfriend was so controlling, I need someone who I can just get into bed with and really concentrate on the sex without having to go out on dates and plan for the future, can I be your plaything please?" I mean that isn't too much to ask is it? No, not at all too much to ask! just ask away!!! lol --Author Unknown
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I think a "nice nubile wannabe slut" might be just a bit much to ask for unless you have the sort of humungous bank balance that wannabee sluts generally go for!!! We are alternating here between torrential rain and warm sun....the only things that are growing are damn WEEDS!!! ~~Anais Nin~~
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Why couldn't some nice nubile wannabe slut come knocking on my door and say "Oh my ex boyfriend was so controlling, I need someone who I can just get into bed with and really concentrate on the sex without having to go out on dates and plan for the future, can I be your plaything please?" I mean that isn't too much to ask is it? No, not at all too much to ask! just ask away!!! lol
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Funny post! I should get your tomatoes in.. they've forecast a frost for Saturday night! You can guarantee that just after cherry blossom.. errr blossoms... it will blow a hooley... but not quite the hooley we're having at the moment!
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I think a "nice nubile wannabe slut" might be just a bit much to ask for unless you have the sort of humungous bank balance that wannabee sluts generally go for!!! We are alternating here between torrential rain and warm sun....the only things that are growing are damn WEEDS!!!
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That's kind of what I had in mind. "My past boy friend was totally gay and i'm starving for someone to get into bed with and make up for lost time. Scratch the bed thing. Let's go on some sexy adventures EVERYWHERE! in a cave, under the sea, in the jungle, in a car, on a tree, i don't care, lets do it everywhere! Will you play with me???" --Author Unknown
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Almost winter here, but you would laugh.... you call that almost Winter? My other site has closed, but not even looking at their new one till this bloody COVID is sorted. We are so lucky here, other than being a pain having to wear a mask, it's nothing like what's going on in the rest of the world. Time is ticking away, and frustration is setting in. Been far too long since my last roll in the hay.
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Almost winter here, but you would laugh.... you call that almost Winter? My other site has closed, but not even looking at their new one till this bloody COVID is sorted. We are so lucky here, other than being a pain having to wear a mask, it's nothing like what's going on in the rest of the world. Time is ticking away, and frustration is setting in. Been far too long since my last roll in the hay. Good luck with your next roll in the hay. But what if you have to wear a mask for it!
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Well -- if it were me, i'd have to alter the words because i cannot tell a lie. So i'd say something like: "My past boy friend was totally gay and i'm starving for someone to get into bed with and make up for lost time. Scratch the bed thing. Let's go on some sexy adventures EVERYWHERE! in a cave, under the sea, in the jungle, in a car, on a tree, i don't care, lets do it everywhere! Will you play with me???"
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Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed today, Dreamer? You're not usually so grouchy.
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Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed today, Dreamer? You're not usually so grouchy.
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Rather listen to running water from a pond than those silly wind things
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Rather listen to running water from a pond than those silly wind things
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