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Blogs > OutlawsBounty > Come Ride For The Brand!

Here Kitty Kitty!  

OutlawsBounty 70M
880 posts
6/11/2009 7:56 am

Last Read:
6/12/2009 6:49 am
Here Kitty Kitty!

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

A hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh ... if I go down three inches... I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "gosh... if that fly goes down three inches I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "gosh...if that fly goes down three inches ...that fish will jump for the fly and I will grab him."

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.

"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but I can tell you there was more.

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly and that bear grabs for that fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch time "gosh... if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... Then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly... the bear grabs the fish... the hunter shoots the bear... the mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... the cat jumps for the mouse... the mouse ducks... the cat falls into the water and drowns.


The moral of the story is:

Whenever a fly goes down three inches ...
some pussy is in serious danger.

~Vaya con Dios~

OutlawsBounty 70M
667 posts
6/12/2009 6:49 am
    Quoting LadyLuck2:
    As I said this evening, you do have a way with words and language! You're one of my favorite people!
Thank You for always sharing your warm smiles, sent with each gentle caress to find comfort in the shadows of the CO Rocky Mtns LadyLuck!
~Vaya con Dios Y Amor En Su Corazon Siempre ~


LadyLuck2 67F  
9091 posts
6/12/2009 1:21 am

 As I said this evening, you do have a way with words and language! You're one of my favorite people!
Never ignore those who care for you
you will have lost diamonds
while you were collecting stones


OutlawsBounty 70M
667 posts
6/11/2009 11:31 pm
    Quoting amoldenough:
    Very funny indeed! You may have made my day a little brighter.
Thank You amoldenough for sharing your true blessings and warmth across the miles, wishin' you peace and unbridled happiness to forever echo in your soul, today, everyday! ~Vaya con Dios~


amoldenough 77F
16422 posts
6/11/2009 4:25 pm

 Very funny indeed! You may have made my day a little brighter.
"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


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