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On today's episode of "The Spawn Chronicles"
On today's episode of "The Spawn Chronicles" Secret_lade and the Spawn are in the drive-thru line at McDonalds. "What do you want?" "I don't know." "What do you mean you don't know?? You're the one who cried because you wanted to go to McDonald's." "I didn't think it would work. You're normally much meaner." "Really?!? That's what you tell your mother who went out of her way to take you to a fast food place when she said she was cutting fast food out of her life??" "Consider this a test of your willpower. I think you'll pass." Saved by the drive-thru speaker! After what seemed like an hour, she finally made up her mind and we headed up to the window to pay. "I hate it when they do that." "When they do what? What are you talking about?" In usual McDonald's drive-thru fashion, I started inching my way forward from the payment window to the pick-up window. "Guys. You're clueless. That guy was low-key flirting with you." Rolling her eyes in the back seat, visibly disgusted. "Him? He was like 5 years old. I don't think so." "Really Mom?? 'Have a beautiful day', 'You guys look like you're having fun'.... And just because someone is younger than you are it doesn't make them 5." Scoffing in the back seat, her lip was curled in disgust. "Awww.... Look at that. He could be your new Dad!!" She did not find me very humorous. I thought I was hilarious. Happy Thursday! |
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Fives? Hmmm.... Is that a European thing? I feel like I'm missing the inside joke.
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That's not a bad idea, actually. She would just LOVE that! LOL
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"Do you want fives with that?"
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Just get her a Happy Meal!!!
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It sounds like I would enjoy being your pet fly. Just hanging around and watching it unfold in real life ♫ I got.. two tickets to paradise ♫ ~ by Eddy Money ~Wee~
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For the last 3 decades I've screamed "McWorms" when I hear the name of that restaurant. This summer I hit their drive thru for the 1st time in 30 yrs for an order of fries. I always loved their fries.
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Kids I come across never get my humour!
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"Do you want fives with that?"
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*. *. *
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Just get her a Happy Meal!!!
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It sounds like I would enjoy being your pet fly. Just hanging around and watching it unfold in real life ♫ I got.. two tickets to paradise ♫ ~ by Eddy Money ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Pull into McDonald's Drive-Thru Lane, then suddenly they decide that they want Potato Ole's & Breakfast Burrito instead !
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8/13/2021 4:36 am |
For the last 3 decades I've screamed "McWorms" when I hear the name of that restaurant. This summer I hit their drive thru for the 1st time in 30 yrs for an order of fries. I always loved their fries.
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Kids I come across never get my humour!
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Ah McLade, quick as a flash, genius response.........that sounds like a good premise for a sitcom - My StepDad is 5!
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Perhaps, if you hadn’t been quite so exasperated by the Spawn, maybe you’d have picked up on the vibe the guy was putting down. You never know, he works at a burger joint … maybe he just wanted to know more about your buns … Unfortunately, there is another possibility. Given your not-entirely-satisfying luck lately with “needing” a bib at meals, there might have been something unintentionally attracting his attention to your bosom? Now you’re going have to regularly cruise the drive-through, to try and find him again … ? Probably best not to mention any of this to the Spawn, though, because she may hurt herself laughing.
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You should have asked him for some secret sauce as you picked as you picked up her meal. Twisting the screws is just a perk. Right?
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Just take her for a McScary...
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Been there and done that.. they want and want and when you get to the stop to order, they not even sure it is the right place... Just Smile it will be OK..!!
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Ah McLade, quick as a flash, genius response.........that sounds like a good premise for a sitcom - My StepDad is 5!
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Perhaps, if you hadn’t been quite so exasperated by the Spawn, maybe you’d have picked up on the vibe the guy was putting down. You never know, he works at a burger joint … maybe he just wanted to know more about your buns … Unfortunately, there is another possibility. Given your not-entirely-satisfying luck lately with “needing” a bib at meals, there might have been something unintentionally attracting his attention to your bosom? Now you’re going have to regularly cruise the drive-through, to try and find him again … ? Probably best not to mention any of this to the Spawn, though, because she may hurt herself laughing. -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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Funny how kids can be so -------- not sure how to put it ? Difficult some times your best friend one minute then call a fool the next -- just growing pains I hope!! my kids are older and they still do that ... Happy thursday !! xoxo
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You should have asked him for some secret sauce as you picked as you picked up her meal. Twisting the screws is just a perk. Right? My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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8/12/2021 5:56 pm |
Just take her for a McScary...
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Been there and done that.. they want and want and when you get to the stop to order, they not even sure it is the right place... Just Smile it will be OK..!! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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