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6/23/2018 11:26 pm
good one

1. Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.
Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman…

2. What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs. Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR Ass!

3. Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!

4. What bitches say during Sex – English Bitch – Oh yes, Oh Yes!!!!!!!!!! American Bitch – Yeah Baby, Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!! Pakistani Bitch – Ahista Abboo……AMMI JAAG jayegi !!!!!!!!!!

5. What do Bungee Jumping & Prostitutes have in common? With both pleasure lasts for 35 seconds and if the rubber breaks, you are fucked.

6. What is the sex organ of an elephant and why? His foot. Beacuse if he stamps on you, you are fucked.

7. What do you call two homos having sex? DANDIA What do you call a group of homos having sex? DISCO DANDIA

8. What do you call hundreds of homos having sex? LATHI CHARGE

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