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FrankeeZee... Hurdies With Skirts... and The Bloggers Union... ð â
FrankeeZee... Hurdies With Skirts... and The Bloggers Union... ð â Last Saturday was a bright, crisp winter's day, and reeleee fricken cold. FrankeeZee (a close friend from ANOTHER social site) and I were leisurely tracing the icy shore by the lake. I was startled when Frankee grabbed my arm and pointed. "Paul, THAT asshole is going to fall through the ice." We watched with casual amusement. Frankee adjusted his scarf and tightened the hat over his ears. The guy on the ice gingerly trudged forward. "So how are things going, over at YOUR sex site Paul. Anything exciting happening?" "Nope, same old... you?" "Oh yeah. We've got a 'hurdie' who wants to start a bloggers union. He's affectionately labelled us bloggers â as a 'community' â and appointed himself to manage inappropriate behaviour. Last week someone posted a preference for men who wear size 33 pants. The 'hurdie' was offended, so he called that blogger out." "Hmmm..." I nodded. "He used all the popular slogans. You know... played the race card, called him a bigot, a bully, a narcissist and a drunk; all those tags no one can fight. It's like trying to answer that question; Didja stop beating your husband, or are ya still struggling with a coke addiction? " (*Although in Poland, 'Polo-Cocta' is very popular. My mind... had drifted for a second* ) "I'm going to write a sardonic blog and put MY name in the hat for President," FrankeeZee grinned. "Frankee, no one understands your messed up sarcasm. People won't comment, and you'll be ostracized and ignored." "Paul, if I cared about comments, I'd do what this faux 'king' practices on OUR site. He and his Bolshevik assistant dole out free bridge tokens to the hopelessly insolvent, and THAT bridge was torn down ten years ago", he laughed. "What's the 'hurdie' going to say ?" I asked. "Who cares, Paul? He's not my type. He wears a silk jupe and a t-shirt, with a grandpa prank smeared on it." I looked at FrankeeZee with a confused squint. "Some of 'hurdie's' ganglia might get offended. A few of them blathered on with smothering adulation at what he'd posted. And there's this sullen scribbler who totes a cracked microscope; he'll have an axe to grind. In any case, none of them read my stuff." "Frankee, what's the whole point of your blog.?" "I don't know, Paul; I'll have fun? And as President, I promise an espresso machine in the 'Bloggers Lounge'." "You have a 'Bloggers Lounge'?" I looked at Frankee wide-eyed. FrankeeZee took an exasperated breath. "Don't you guys have one? Hey Paul, why does anyone post anything on a blog? Everyone has their reasons, and you can either pause and read it or move on. You don't have to create FAKE drama every time someone farts, and claims they prefer smaller pants â do ya?" "You might be a hypocrite Frankee. If you highlight the drama, don't you BECOME the drama? So... you guys have a 'Bloggers Lounge'? How did you ..." FrankeeZee interrupted my thought and yanked my shoulder. "THERE, he's fallen through the ice." Sure enough, that guy had wandered out about 20 feet and had plunged into the water â up to his hips. He flayed his arms wildly in the air and began to holler for help. His friends, who were all waiting on shore, laughed and yelled back with a suggestion that he fuck himself. They taunted him with a shark sighting and waved beer cans as an incentive to get his ass out of that freezing slush. It worked; he was soon back on land laughing and chugging a lager. "Must be spring break, right Paul? Hey, you wanna cross the lake? I know a spot where the ice is 2 feet thick." I looked at Frankee and blinked... and wondered if he was serious or not. With FrankeeZee, you could never tell. ........................... *Disclaimer: Any resemblance of characters described by FrankeeZee to real persons, alive or dead â is purely coincidental. ................................. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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If I was President of the Bloggers Union, I would put an espresso machine in the Bloggers Lounge. But where would I put that Bloggers Lounge? ðĪ ð·ð·ðâ â ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Drama is a course I took in highschool. Ever walk on water? ðĪâ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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My Hero!
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3/10/2021 11:24 am |
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Paul, YOU'VE done it again .and oh so beautifully.. Careful Sir or you might steal all our Hearts, Hugs, Ana6
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I want an espresso machine! Never ignore those who care for you you will have lost diamonds while you were collecting stones
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Hurdie is a new one on me, is that Canadian slang? I've always been leery of walking or driving on the ice, even though it's very common where I live. When I was in an Xc ski club, sometimes we would ski on a frozen lake when we hadn't had enough snow. The cracking and booming sounds were enough to freak me right out.
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This place is addictive, isn't it? Was crazy 10 degrees today. THAT guy, never would have tried it. lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Spring is springing... hope is on its way. ââððđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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My Hero! We're even... lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It's a rough road, and we've all gotta plow through. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Paul, YOU'VE done it again .and oh so beautifully.. Careful Sir or you might steal all our Hearts, Hugs, Ana6 lol ð Spring was here today. I was over dressed. lol... And who wants over dresses? lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I want an espresso machine! Best of luck to you. I know you'll succeed! You're a survivor! âââðđð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hurdie is a new one on me, is that Canadian slang? I've always been leery of walking or driving on the ice, even though it's very common where I live. When I was in an Xc ski club, sometimes we would ski on a frozen lake when we hadn't had enough snow. The cracking and booming sounds were enough to freak me right out. Plural... 'hurdies' ... Over here, once things freeze, it's frozen for a while. Three feet thick and I'll cross that lake. You'd have a blast until we'd reach those fishing huts and those barbeque pits on ice. Dja like to laugh and eat? Their shacks have pot belly stoves. Sigh... it's a classic. My daughters and I loved that vibe. I'm sure you would ââð·ðĨĢð·ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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3/10/2021 3:46 pm |
Walking on thin ice, bad idea, bloggers union? Who knows...
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Do you think you could either 'forward' me, or pass along my contact information to Frankee, Paul? *asking for a friend*
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Walking on thin ice, bad idea, bloggers union? Who knows... Thick ice? Yep... Lots of fun. If we were all in the same building, Bloggers lounge? Sure... Just a wild wish. This is a fictional world, isn't it? ðĪ lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Do you think you could either 'forward' me, or pass along my contact information to Frankee, Paul? *asking for a friend* Too bad you live on the other side of the planet; I'm sure we'd all have a lot of fun frolicking in the snow, over here. I'm positive he'd LOVE to meet you. ðđ ð· ð· ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Buttocks! Or, I guess, hurdie singular would be one butt cheek. We have plenty o' ice fishing villages in Minnesota. They just aren't really my thing... [image]
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Buttocks! Or, I guess, hurdie singular would be one butt cheek. We have plenty o' ice fishing villages in Minnesota. They just aren't really my thing... [image] Yep... We have THOSE huge villages here as well. They, are an acquired taste. The half dozen huts WE walked to were manned by random natives. It was a heck of a lot less crowded. âð·ð·ð Ya don't like holes in the ice and smelly fish? ðĪ lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Such a fine lines... one has to rappel. lol ð Spring was here today. I was over dressed. lol... And who wants over dresses? lol ð ðŪ Tis true..One must rappel oh so carefully...We must not trigger or upset the " Karen's " & " Ken's." Happy Spring time weather..Here we are getting hit with a series of rain storms..( Calif needs the rain ) I do love walking in the rain ..( I hear a song coming on ) Over dressed ? Hmmm, I do not think I am capable of such a thing... #LessIsMore in my House.. Hugs, Ana6
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I see the end in sight.â ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Paul, Tis true..One must rappel oh so carefully...We must not trigger or upset the " Karen's " & " Ken's." Happy Spring time weather..Here we are getting hit with a series of rain storms..( Calif needs the rain ) I do love walking in the rain ..( I hear a song coming on ) Over dressed ? Hmmm, I do not think I am capable of such a thing... #LessIsMore in my House.. Hugs, Ana6 You're right â less is more. lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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