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Packaging Material The day before his wedding this guy decides to play a game of baseball with his buddies. Playing shortstop he gets hit in the nads with a line drive. He goes to the doctor in a lot of pain, and the doctor tells him there is nothing he can do except wrap it up. So the doc takes a few tongue depressors and wraps it in a splint. The next night on the honeymoon his lovely wife comes to him dressed in a nightgown. Taking down the top she shows him her breasts and proudly says "No man has ever touched these, I have saved them for just you for tonight." Surprise, but not to be outdone, he pulls down his pants and says. "Look at this honey, it's still in the crate." ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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The day before his wedding this guy decides to play a game of baseball with his buddies. Playing shortstop he gets hit in the nads with a line drive. He goes to the doctor in a lot of pain, and the doctor tells him there is nothing he can do except wrap it up. So the doc takes a few tongue depressors and wraps it in a splint. The next night on the honeymoon his lovely wife comes to him dressed in a nightgown. Taking down the top she shows him her breasts and proudly says "No man has ever touched these, I have saved them for just you for tonight." Surprise, but not to be outdone, he pulls down his pants and says. "Look at this honey, it's still in the crate." ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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I heard a different version but it's still funny anyway you tell it! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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LOL I wonder how much pain that wedding night caused him, LOL
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I heard a different version but it's still funny anyway you tell it! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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I might have owed you a tickle 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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LOL I wonder how much pain that wedding night caused him, LOL 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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