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The Virgin
The Virgin A Lawyer got married to a woman who previously had been married 12 times On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride asked her new groom "Please be gentle. I am still a virgin." This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of the husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenom. She responded: "My first husband was a Sales Represenativewho spent the entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms how good it would be." "My second husband was from Software Services, he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he promised to the documentation." "My third husband was from Field Services and repeatidly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but couldn't get the system up." "My 4th husband was from Educational Services and you know the old saying 'Those who CAN... do, and those who can't.. teach." "My 5th husband was from the Telemarketing Department. He knew he had the order, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver." "My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years research, implement, and design a new state of the art method." "My seventh husband was form Finance and Administration, he knew how but he just wasn't sure if it was his job or not." "My eigth husband was from Standards and Regulations, and he told me that he met the minimum standards but regulations weren't clear on how to do it." "My nineth husband was a Marketing Manager, even though he had the product, he wasn't sure how to position it." "My tenth husband was a psychiacrist. All he wanted to do was to talk about it." "My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it." "My twelfth husband was a Stamp Collector, and all he wanted to do was.... God I miss him." "So now I have married you and I am really excited." "Why is that ?" asked the Lawyer. "Well, it should be obvious ! You're a Lawyer !! I just know that I am going to get screwed this time !!! " ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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A lawer got married to a woman who previously had been married 12 times On their wedding night, the settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride asked her new groom "Please be gentle. I am still a virgin." This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of the husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenom. She responded: "My first husband was a Sales Represenativewho spent the entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms how good it would be." "My second husband was from Software Services, he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he promised to send me the documentation." "My third husband was from Field Services and repeatidly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but couldn't get the system up." "My 4th husband was from Educational Services and you know the old saying 'Those who CAN... do, and those who can't.. teach." "My 5th husband was from the Telemarketing Department. He knew he had the order, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver." "My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years research, implement, and design a new state of the art method." "My seventh husband was form Finance and Administration, he knew how but he just wasn't sure if it was his job or not." "My eigth husband was from Standards and Regulations, and he told me that he met the minimum standards but regulations weren't clear on how to do it." "My nineth husband was a Marketing Manager, even though he had the product, he wasn't sure how to position it." "My tenth husband was a psychiacrist. All he wanted to do was to talk about it." "My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it." "My twelfth husband was a Stamp Collector, and all he wanted to do was.... God I miss him." "So now I have married you and I am really excited." "Why is that ?" asked the Lawyer. "Well, it should be obvious ! You're a Lawyer !! I just know that I am going to get screwed this time !!! " ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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That's a good one.. thanks for the afternoon laughs. I hope your Friday is a great start to your weekend..
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Lol . She should have married a Banker. He would know more about deposits. Thanks for the laugh.
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That's a good one.. thanks for the afternoon laughs. I hope your Friday is a great start to your weekend.. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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LOL That's great!
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Lol . She should have married a Banker. He would know more about deposits. Thanks for the laugh. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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LOL That's great! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Smile ? ... alright, where do I gotta tickle to make you giggle ? ha 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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When dating, I always stayed clear of lawyers.
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When dating, I always stayed clear of lawyers. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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