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After Midnight
After Midnight The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise !' Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one ! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times' then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times' cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. Happy New years everyone. I hope yours goes well too ! I have been missing here for a few days, I am not one to draw attention from misfortune, ill health or fate but I will say one thing. What I have been fighting is not covid. I was checked for it. Just a plain old chest cold that is still kicking my butt.... big time. Once again, Happy New Years to you and yours ! ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise !' Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one ! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times' then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times' cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy New years everyone. I hope yours goes well too ! I have been missing here for a few days, I am not one to draw attention from misfortune, ill health ot fate but I will say one thing. What I have been fighting is not covid. I was checked for it. Just a plain old chest cold that is still kicking my butt.... big time. Once again, Happy New Years to you and yours ! ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Haha Awwww, I hope you feel better soon Wee. Happy New Year This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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Wee take care of yourself and thanks for making me laugh. I can aways count on you to cheer me up these hard times right now. Have a great New Years
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Thanks for sharing the laughter. Happy New Year.
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all the more reason to have a few hot toddys tonight...do recover quickly? woop woop
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I hope you get to feeling better soon! Try to rest sweetheart!
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I hope you feel better soon.
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