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The Blind Cashier
The Blind Cashier A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesnt know which one get so she just grabs one and goes over the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop on the counter, I can tell you everything about from the sound makes." She doesnt believe him but drops on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and -LB. test line. Its a good all around combination and its on sale this week for $20.00." She says, "Its amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card", he says. She bends down pick up her MasterCard and accidentally passes wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes is no way the blind clerk could tell was she tooted. Being blind, he wouldnt know that she was the person around. The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.' The woman is totally confused by this and asks, Didnt you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50? He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck is $.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50." |
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