Navigating the oceans of Find a Cougar in search of sunken treasure...
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Posted:Aug 24, 2015 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2015 8:42 am
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...which is simply a metaphoric way of saying 'searching the site to see if I can get laid'. 
Indeed folks, Find a Cougar is very much like an ocean, but instead of water the Find a Cougar ocean is full of cocks (MANY MANY COCKS), pussies, titties, asses (both literal and figurative), smiling faces, widespread buttcheeks, creampies dripping happily and cum-drenched faces smiling mischieviously, FWBs, BBCs, BBWs, SWFs, MMFs, and the sounds of the waves are Ooooo and Ahhhhh and Oh yessssss fuck me harder and Ohhhhh gawd I'm cumming and Suck this and Spank that and Tie me up and flog me and Please pee on me and Fuck me in the ass and Pull my hair and Show me your feet and Let me fuck your tits and Yes Daddy and Lick my balls and Rim my ass and and and and and......the list goes on and on and on into infinity,
But these are shark infested waters. Not everything is always as it seems. And just because you see it right next to your boat this doesn't mean you'll get to eat it suck it lick it fuck taste it or nibble it....in fact, chances are, instead of getting to spank it, you'll end up havin to wank it. When the ladies see a school of cocks eagerly approaching their little boat only a very select few will get invited inside her nice warm cabin. The others will continue leaping high out of the water trying ever so desperately to get her attention, but mostly to no avail. The blowfish isn't an endangered species, but seriously, how often do you get one? The swordfish, on the other hand, swims about in massive schools competitively seeking a blowfish or a nice wet octopus, but on most days most of them come up empty. Why is this? The blowfish and octopus need the swordfish just as much as the swordfish needs them, but the clumsy swordfish often doesn't have the right approach. Swimming right up to an octopus you don't know and proudly thrusting your sword in her face will most likely make her roll her eyes and scare her off. Instead, here is a very radical suggestion I have for you:
Try talking to her first.
There is a term for this approach: it's called conversation. And it works. No blowfish wants to be disrespected. An octopus has a mind and might want to know a little about yours before inviting you in for the night. A little chit chat and hanging out will go a long way towards building a rapport. And if you have a little patience and a fair amount of class, there is a very good chance you will soon be happily resting your lucky satisfied sword with that elusive blowfish, octopus, or mermaid you have been admiring from the distance.
So happy sailing everyone..
MAY YOUR TREASURES BE MANY AND YOUR TROUBLES BE FEW! 
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Where are all the real people??
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Posted:Jul 12, 2015 10:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2017 12:32 am
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Today I got (another) flirt from a 20-something model looking girl from China who's seeking a loving man for a long term relationship. Yah know, it's really amazing. I get at least a couple of those a week. Yep folks, it really builds my ego (NOT) knowing some gorgeous Asian chick in her 20s is hot for me, a 54-year old guy living in the good ole USA…I'm sure her motives are as pure as she is…*cough*.
Also, about once a week I get a request from another 20-something telling me to email them (not here, but offsite to yahoo or some such thing) so I can join their hot raging sweaty pulsating fun orgy parties, which apparently is made up of young 20-something hotties like she is. Of course they never tell me the details here, to get them I have to email some clown and give them all my personal information. Uh-huh. Sure. No thanks.
And then there's the random chats with people who only have a standard membership, but they are in my same town or very close by and on the IM. Many times I would attempt to contact them, and sometimes I would even get a reply. The last one was about a week ago. A woman in my same town around my same age was on the IM, so I said "Hello", she replied, and 3 sentences later she wanted me to share my face photo. Of course she didn't offer to share her's first (if she did it would likely be fake), she just wanted to see mine. Well I've fallen for that a few times in the past, I'm ashamed to admit, and just about every time it's the same thing….I send a photo, they don't, and then they disconnect or make up some excuse for why they can't send theirs. It's as if a bunch of these clown get accounts on here just to see if they can collect face photos from members who don't post them on their profiles (like myself). Sydney University perhaps? Anyway, I told the woman I wasn't ready to share my face photo yet, thinking maybe we could chat more and see if there is some sort of connection through chatting before doing a photo exchange. But nope…when I told her I wouldn't send it right away, the next thing she said was she had to go. Of course. Yet another fake asshole photo collector posing as a real person.
Along those lines, after a long and seemingly good chat I sent a photo to a woman who lives nearby (I won't reveal her identity, but her profile name sounds something like AncientMoose). We agreed to meet for coffee, I was there at the time and place, but she simply never showed, and never answered my inquiries afterwards when I asked what happened. No apology, no explanation. Nice. Classy. A person in her 50s who apparently never grew up and has the maturity level of a stupid game playing . And totally hypocritical, because on her profile she says how much it bothers her when people don't show up for meets. I wish inconsiderate fools like that would crawl back into the woodwork and stay there...
Of course there are *some* real people here. I've met a few, hooked up with a couple, and didn't hook up with several others for one reason or another. But it seems like I have to plow through a lot of shit to find someone real. It gets old, and at this stage of life people should be grown past that…or so I thought.
So, is it just me? Anybody else having frustration with their Find a Cougar experience?
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Men who won't eat pussy - wtf??
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Posted:Mar 9, 2015 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2015 7:43 am
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I *love* eating pussy. Ain't no 2 ways about it folks. When I am fortunate enough to experience the touch, taste, and feel of a woman when she starts moaning and writhing and wriggling in pleasure at the soft warm touch of my tongue, lips and fingers.....mmmmmmm, it sets the hot parts of my brain and body on fire all at once. Ohhhhhhh and when I make her cum again and again....those fires I mentioned turn into explosions.
That's why it surprises and confuses me when i hear from women I talk to (including several here on Find a Cougar during IMs or messaging) about how frustrated and disappointed they are when they meet some guy on here who comes over, shoots his load, then leaves WITHOUT orally pleasuring the woman who just serviced him -- all within a space of 10 or 15 minutes.
I know there are some women out there who aren't into getting themselves pleasured orally for one reason or another (such as one of my ex's from years ago). If that's the case, then of course give (or don't give) the lady what she wants. But I never assume that. If I start going there and she doesn't want me too, I know she'll tell me.
Questions? Answers? Opinions? Thoughts? Rants?
Tell me...
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Showering together....mmmmm mmmmmmm....
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Posted:Mar 4, 2015 3:35 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2015 11:23 pm
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Is it just me, or is sharing a shower with someone one of the most off-the-charts erotic and sensual experiences there is?? Seriously, one of my top-of-the-list-favorite activities is sharing a shower with someone. I know, you're thinking of course it is, it's fun, what's not to like?? But for me it isn't just a fun little thrill, it really is a HUGE HUGE TURN-ON, almost like a spiritual experience...the last time the scene was like this...
....soft candlelight and incense, some soft music in the background...I start running my hands slowly and softly over her soft, curvy body, savoring every moment of touch...I then begin rubbing scented lotions deeply into her smooth, creamy wet skin, slowly, spreading my fingers out as I explore her...I'm soooo much enjoying the sensation of touching every square inch of her womanly curves with my hands....I feel her legs, stomach, ass, back, arms...kissing her sooo deeply and passionately in the candlelight, arms wrapped around one another holding each other tight as our bodies merge together...feeling the soothing warm water intermingling with us, touching and massaging both of our steamy, hungry bodies, passion building...after our deep kiss I start to kiss down her neck with slow, gentle kisses, easing my lips down to her chest...she runs her hands through my hair, I can feel her passion as she gently but firmly pulls it...my lips make my way to her left nipple, just grazing it sooo softly so she knows I'm there, but not being greedy...not yet anyway  ......she arches her back and moans slightly as my warm wet tongue ever so softly whispers across the tip of her nipple, back and forth, then I start licking circles around it.... my hands slowly make their way down her arched back, my fingers spread widely....my hands follow the beautiful curves of her ass and I push her towards me, my mouth engulfed around her nipple, tongue licking it up, down, back and forth, round and round, giving her a little preview of what my tongue wants to do for her a little later....taking my time, there is no rush, this is an experience to draw out and enjoy for as long as possible.....
I am soooo looking forward to my next shared shower 
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