The pussy can't always be the perfect little peach..
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Posted:Aug 27, 2008 7:45 am
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2008 4:38 pm
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Recently, I was discussing different vagina shapes with a friend.
He saw one that had really "low hanging lips" and I guess it freaked him out.
I've seen quite a few vagina's in my day and have yet to be freaked out by any of them.
I have seen a few that the inner labia stuck out much further than the outer and it kind of looked like it was sticking it's tongue out.
That was funny but didn't freak me out.
I know you can find vagina's in all different shapes, sizes, & colors, but I was curious as to what determined the pussy we get, so I read a little bit about it and found out that being over weight, under weight, and genetics all play a part.
The genetics thing makes sense, I haven't seen my older sisters pussy in a long time but I do remember checking it out for a comparison and they looked the same.
That's probably not the case now since she has given birth to two and doesn't wax anymore.
The Gynecologist tells us to grab a mirror and take a look at our vagina's, check it out, see what's going on down there.
I wonder if after seeing it up close and personal, some girls get freaked out and think they shouldn't show off their "greatest asset", (in my opinion anyway) because they think it looks weird, or is sub-par at best?
Personally, I check mine out all the time, mostly to make sure she's properly groomed and always ready for a close up, but also because I wouldn't be the woman I am without her and have to make sure she's always taken care of.
I love to show her off and do as often as possible. I can't imagine a time when I won't, even when i'm older. I will probably choose who sees it a little differently, but never stop being proud to put her on out there.
So, I have questions:
1. As a guy, is there a particular shape or size of the pussy you like best?
2. Have you seen one that freaked you out?
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A Closet or My Secret Lair
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Posted:Aug 22, 2008 5:57 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2008 8:31 pm
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While putting things away in my closet today, I started reminiscing about some of the adventures i've had in there both by myself and with a hot chick or possibly two.
That closet has seen a lot of sex toy time.
My last "play date" was with "Bar Girl", a smokin hot latin chick.
We had to hide in my closet because the older spouse was home and had friends over watching sports.
Ahh I remember it like it was yesterday, she had me on all fours, licking me like it was her last meal. When I came I thought I was going to have a stroke, which I appreciated, but had to cut her loose for my own good.
Next, I found myself browsing through my large collection of lingerie, wondering when i'll ever get the chance to wear any of it again for someone that will actually appreciate it.
The BF thinks it's just a speed bump on his way to the pussy.
What are your feelings on lingerie?
I'm not talking about costumes, we'll talk about that a different day....
What kind do you prefer?
Trashy
Classy
Kinky
Innocent
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The Drilldo
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Posted:Aug 15, 2008 6:49 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2008 10:14 am
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So I was watching an old episode of "Cat House" the other night, Sunset Thomas and Airforce Amy were pleasuring eachother with what they referred to as a "Drilldo".
I thought to myself that this super charged apparatus was obviously the work of a very, very good and attentive BF/Husband.
I, of course, hopped online immediately and found the following:
It says "For carefree Drilldo fucking"
What could that mean?
That there's been a Drilldo accident, possibly a vaginal disfigurement or two?
Ooh, a malfunction during anal play could go horribly wrong.
The Drilldo Fucking Kit $139.99
The Drilldo Kit
This complete package is the way to go for care free drilldo fucking. Buying the kit is more economical then ordering all the pieces separately.
Comes with:
The Drill Master ($40 value):
A 18V cordless Drill.
15 torque settings, all torque settings are + or - 2 inches per lbs. in torque.
Speed Range 0-500 RPM.
AC/DC Adapter
The Drilldo Adapter ($98 value):
The Drilldo adapter is electro polished and has a very smooth surface. You can penetrate and drill with it alone if you like it raw or with any vac-u-lock attachment. The adapter is 5 1/2 inches long and 1 inch wide.
And just in case you need some extra attachments:
Vac-u-lock Double Penetrator $22.00
Vac-u-lock Realistic Penis $53.00
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No Penetration For Poor Little Me....
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Posted:Aug 10, 2008 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 19, 2008 8:12 pm
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It's been a while since i've blogged.
Life has been a little complicated lately and I haven't been very inspired to write.
Until Now...
Confession:
For reasons that are personal,but will come with a great reward later, I have been doing without any sex that involves actual penetration.
For a girl like me, this may prove to be the biggest life test i've ever had.
So far so good, however, I do think i'm developing carpal tunnel syndrome in my wrist and i've started buying batteries in bulk.
Realization:
It occurred to me today that I have probably been turned down for sex as much as, or possibly more than a guy. Mostly from the 60yr old spouse.
All i'm saying is, if you say you can hang on for 4 times a day, you better mean it.
For all you guys that get shot down by girls for sex on a regular basis.......
I would like to apologize, I feel your pain, and hope that you find a good ole fashion slut real soon.
Question
I'm so bored with my current masturbation method, both with toys and without.
Can you give me any new ideas?
Something new and exciting!!!!
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Spray on Vagina?
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Posted:Jul 18, 2008 8:59 pm
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2008 9:46 pm
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Good News Guys!!!
A german company has created a scent that smells like vagina for men to carry around and apply on their hand anytime they want to smell the scent of a beautiful woman.
It's called.....
Vulva
I can only assume the scent is of a healthy, clean vagina , but I have no confirmation on that as of yet.
Would you like the option to smell like pussy anytime you want?
Would you use this product?
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Blinded By The Pussy Touching
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Posted:Jul 15, 2008 10:31 pm
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2008 8:15 pm
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I had an interesting comment on my blog post survey the other day.
The question was:
At what point during sex would you like to see a girl touch herself?
Someone answered: Never
This answer really surprised me.
I guess I was under the assumption that all guys liked seeing a girl touch herself.
I touch myself all the time.
I've thought long and hard and I can't think of anyone i've had sex with that hasn't seen me do the finger in the mouth then finger on the clit thing, not a single one.
I've never had a complaint or even the slightest negative remark.
Is it possible that at least one of these boys wasn't into that?
Could it have even turned them off?
I have to be honest, I can't recall ever seeing anything other then a rock hard cock after they have witnessed me touching myself.
What are your feelings on this?
Do you enjoy seeing a girl playing with her pussy? or do think it's a complete turn-off?
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A silk robe, sexy heels, & a horny younger wife
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Posted:Jul 14, 2008 8:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2008 11:28 am
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As most of you know, my spouse is 60 and i'm 36.
He's unable and unwilling to keep up with my sexual needs of 6-7 times per day.
I'd like to add that those needs are present whether I like it or not.
With that being said, I would like to run this scenario by you all and see what you think.
It's approximately 2pm on a weekday.
The spouse is sitting at his desk on the phone.
My inner horny alarm signals.
So I get naked, put on my short silk robe and some sexy shoes, prance into his office and give him the "look", meaning I need some action NOW.
I get pretty much no response so I decide to sit on his desk, facing him, and put a foot on each arm rest of his chair.
At this point, i'm looking for some quality tongue action at the very least.
What happened next is just another example of why I sleep with other men, well and women.
So the spouse, still on the phone of course, looks at me and my poor pussy that's begging for some attention and shoos me away like a pesky .
I'd like an opinion on this please.
I take care of his every want and need without him ever having to ask, is it too much for him to take 10 minutes (i'm quick) to make his wife happy?
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Tell Me What Turns You On.......
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Posted:Jul 13, 2008 2:50 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2008 8:24 pm
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I want to know what turns you on.
So here's a little survey.....
1. Which look on a woman gets you hot for her
A.The girl next door
pony tail, casual/no make up
B.Wild thing
fashion forward, up for anything
C.The sex bomb
revealing clothing, super high heels, coy
D.The ice queen
cool vibe, chic hair, very stylish
2. What makes you notice a girl first?
A.A seductive walk
B.If she sensually touches her skin or hair
while she's talking
C.A sexy laugh
3. Which body part do women not play up
enough?
A.Legs
B.Butt
C.Midriff
D.Boobs
4. What quality do you prize most in a
bedmate?
A.Adventurous and willing to try anything
B.She's super fit
C.She's a great dancer
D.She's obviously done a lot of yoga
5. If you could only experience one move during
sex for the rest of your life, it would be:
A.Hearing her moan
B.Her grabbing your butt and pulling you in
C.Her running her hands all over your body
squeezing and rubbing you
D.Feeling her clench her kegel muscles
E.Her fondling my testicles
F.Her slapping my ass
6. What of the following do girls think is sexy
but doesn't do anything for you?
A.sucking on your nipples
B.Touching you everywhere except your penis
C.Giving me a massage
D.Doing a striptease
7. What's your fave sex position?
A.girl on top
B.Doggie Style
C.Doggie-style with her bent over something
D.Missionary with legs over shoulders
E.Reverse cowgirl
F.Standing against a wall
G.Spoon style (side by side)
H.Sitting
8. What move do you not want a girl to try
the first time you have sex?
A.Finger up your ass
B.Whip out a toy
C.Blindfold you
D.Touch your balls
E.Spank you
9. What's your fave kind of sex?
A.Playful & energetic
B.Superintense & soulful
C.Rough & animalistic
D.Soft & romantic
10. Postorgasm, what should a woman do until
you're ready for round two?
A.Lightly fondle your penis
B.Kiss you
C.Just leave you alone
D.Give you a massage
11. If she didn't climax, how should she tell
you she wants you to keep pleasuring her
A.Guide your hand to her hot spots
B.Just tell you
C.Rub against you
D.Touch herself while looking at you
E. Push your head down south
12. How oftern do you want sex to be crazy
and experimental?
A.Sometimes
B.Once in a while
C.Most of the time
D.All the time
E.Never
13. At what point during the action do you want
to see a girl touch herself?
A.Stroking herself below as I thrust
B.Before we start getting busy
C.When we switch positions
D.Not at all
14. What is the hottest way for her to give you
oral?
A.Moving her hands up and down in tandem
with her mouth
B.Swirling her tongue around the shaft as she
moves her mouth up and down
C.Flicking her tongue over the tip of your
penis or licking your testicles
D.Using a fast and furious tempo
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The Categories of Manscaping
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Posted:Jul 12, 2008 3:06 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2008 7:20 pm
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I just read this article called:
"What His Down-There Grooming Says About Him"
I want to know if there's any truth to this theory....
Totally Untamed
Guys who don't trim down there fall into two camps.
1.The alpha male who thinks maintenance beyond shaving his face is gay.
He's traditional and chivalrous but don't expect to much experimentation beyond missionary.
2.Sweet but lazy
He's open to try naughty moves if you take the lead and as long as he doesn't have to do much work.
Tidied Up
Trimming the area just enough to look neat and clean.
If you want a relationship you've hit the jackpot with this man.
Your wish is his command between the sheets.
He'll be conscious of what you like and how to satisfy you.
He's taken care to make sure going south on him is a pleasant experience for you.
The Enhanced Package
A guy who shaves his balls and the base of his shaft but not the hair around them may be trying to make his package look bigger.
He could be a high maintenance man who needs a lot of praise.
Because he's always aiming to better his technique, he is probably skilled and will try any ideas you introduce.
Completely Bare
A man who is hairless down there has a wild side and likely watches a lot of porn.
Some guys decide to go bare because they hold porn as the gold standard of sex.
Or they've heard it enhances sensation.
In bed, anything goes, including highly choreographed positions and every other stop on the train to naughty town.
I've got the #1BF who is a "tidied up" but has the sexual tastes of a "completely bare" so I don't know how much of this is true.
However,most of the boys i've been with that were under 30, all were completely bare and they had sexual tastes that differed, but not one was lazy, I'd never put up with that.
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Live Nude Girls!!........But Not At Your Mom's House?
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Posted:Jul 8, 2008 11:02 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2008 8:52 pm
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I think it's safe to assume that most people on this site are probably fans of the strip club.
I love it! I paid a stripper to teach me how to give a proper lap dance(I went in the daytime) and I got to practice on a customer while she instructed me, it was hot!
My guy friends consider it a major score if they get to hook up with a stripper.
They brag about it, give all the hot sex details, then high five someone with a penis.
Some guys are attracted to the girls that just look like strippers.
My younger brother likes his women to look like a stripper but is very detailed with the criteria.
They must have enormous fake breasts, fake nails, be stupid or at least a little slow,and be super skinny, some are so thin i've had the overwhelming urge to force feed them cookies.
It appears that most of you guys are attracted to the "stripper type". Right?
In an older blog I wrote about a girl I was sleeping with, I referred to her as "bar girl".
The #1BF knew all about her, turns out that she even lives in his large swinger neighborhood, he was fine with the whole thing of course, then one day I decide to throw in that she was a stripper.
This was met with the "Oh really".
Which in BF speak means:
"I'm not really loving that idea"
This had me a bit confused.
I'm really curious as to what the big deal is, why is it ok to hook up with a stripper but not ok to bring them home?
Most of the ones i've known don't live their daily lives as a stripper, it's just a job they work at night because the money is so good.
It's not like they're at the grocery store rocking the clear platform heels with a g-string, swinging around the buy one get one free Mac & Cheese display.
So tell me your thoughts on this.
Why wouldn't you bring the stripper you've paid $200 to dry hump you and dance on a table, home to meet your parents?
I'm thinking at the very least you may get a "good job " followed by a pat on the back from dad.
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Update on Opening Day!!!
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Posted:Jul 7, 2008 4:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 3:25 pm
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My opening day was a complete success!!!!
I wore a bright orange bikini to make sure I would be seen through the trees.
I decided on my silver mini vibe hoping that it may glisten in the sun and get noticed.
I positioned myself on my chair with feet facing toward the lake, one knee up.
I began oiling up my legs first, by the time I got to the second one I had a small audience of 3 guys in one small boat.
I finished the leg oiling making sure to pay close attention to my inner thighs.
Then, I sat up, looked around as if to make sure no one could see me, untied my top and slipped it over my head.
I heard some light chatter from the boat followed by a stern SHHH.
I went on to oil up my belly, arms, and breasts, taking just a quick second to pinch a nipple.
Now I wish I would have tongued it one good time, oh well next time.
So I layed there for a few minutes pretending to be tanning, spread my legs a little bit, started rubbing my lower belly back and forth with my finger tips, finally sticking them into my bikini bottom.
I did the look around to be sure no one could see me thing again and slipped off my bottoms.
I acted like I was just tanning again, rubbing my legs then my right inner thigh.
Oh, I almost forgot, as soon as my hand touched the inside of my thigh I heard one of the men say "oh yeah she's gonna do it" with a high pitched giggly voice.
Well of course she's gonna do it and I did, I brushed over my Brazilian with 2 fingertips, making my way top to bottom ending with me sucking my fingers when I brought them back up.
I knew if I was going to treat them to the big show I needed to get in and get out quickly before any of my neighbors saw me and at the very least turned me into the neighborhood HOA.
So I reached over to my towel sitting on the table next to me, lifted up the corner and pulled out my little silver friend.
This time I opened my legs, knees up as wide as I could in that chair and proceeded to pleasure myself, I slipped it inside to get it a little wet, because I was completely soaked from this excitement and knew this wouldn't take long at all.
As soon as that pussy soaked vibe tip touched my clit, which I made sure to open slightly with my index and middle fingers, my stomach started to tighten.
I have never worked so hard at trying to be quiet when I cum, but it was worth it, I haven't cum that hard in a while, it was amazing.
When I was done I grabbed my towel, wrapping it around me, when I turned to walk into my house, I quickly glanced over at the lake, apparently while I was busy fucking myself in my back yard, another boat with two very old men had made their way over to the bank for the show.
Everyone that has asked me
"did you have fun on the 4th?"
I have without a doubt been able to say to them
"Oh yes I did!!!"
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It's The Exhibitionists Opening Day !!!!
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Posted:Jul 3, 2008 10:42 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2008 11:14 pm
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Tomorrow is the 4th and I am so excited!!
Besides the cavalcade of decorated golf carts and fireworks display, that means one more thing in this uptight, conservative town I live in...
It means the lake behind my house will be full of men fishing.
For a bad girl, exhibitionist such as myself this can only mean fun.
I have been waiting patiently for months for this day, this is the opening day of my full view nude sunbathing.
I position myself with my feet facing the lake and spread my legs just a little bit so they know that if they are looking at just the right moment and at the right angle they will see it all.
They think I can't see them but I can, and it turns me on so much that I get soaking wet and have to go in the house and pleasure myself for 30 minutes or so.
This year i've decided to bump it up a notch, a couple of lucky voyeurs will get treated to a sex show tomorrow starring me and a carefully selected toy.
Wish me luck!!!
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Equine Erotica...It's More Than A Saddle With A Dildo
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 10:09 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2008 11:38 pm
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There is nothing I love more then to learn about something new and unusual in the sex world.
This may be the best one yet.........
I recently watched this thing on "Equine Erotica"
The Equine Erotica enthusiasts gather at this farm type place, some prefer to be the riders, others choose to be the horses.
The people (mostly women) really take this seriously, they wear sexy clothing, have bits in their mouths, reigns, boots, etc...
There's a lesbian that comes around and puts actual custom made shoes on the peoples boots.
The rider people get all decked out in their sexiest riding apparel, which is mostly lingerie.
They saddle up their horses, Some of the saddles even come complete with a dildo attached to it. Now that's a good idea.
The riders mount their people and ride around in a circle while smacking the on the ass with a riding crop or in one case, a cat o' nine tails.
I did notice one male person, he had one of those extra long, black genie type pony tails, he of course let his mane down to flow in the wind when he was a though.
He also wore the boots plus one leather mankini.
His rider rode on his shoulders.
The male person said he just loved being a and really enjoyed having a women ride his shoulders bareback so he could feel their skin and smell their essence.
I will give it to these Equine Erotica Enthusiasts, they are into the details.
I find this whole thing to be pretty interesting, I would love to meet one of them in person. I would ask them a ton of questions and talk them into getting on their gear and letting me ride them to see if it turned me on.
You never know.
I wonder what made them all realize that they were into this?
Do you think they may have been attracted to a in a sexual way?
Maybe some of the women have had orgasms while riding a real .
It's happened to me...
Could this be a precursor to a light form of bestiality?
If your partner was into or wanted to try some Equine Erotica, would you try it?
If you did try it, would you want to be a or a rider?
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