Mutual Masturbation Myths
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Posted:Jan 29, 2009 7:27 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2009 5:27 am
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I've noticed on several profiles that the term
"mutual masturbation" is listed as something of interest.
After asking around, i've found that a lot of people are uncomfortable with the very idea of masturbating in front of their partner. Some of the guys even thought that the term was referring to each partner masturbating on their own in private.
I've always been impressed with the abundance of intelligent people on here, but after this I may be forced to take it back.
I mean come on, who the hell would think that?
Maybe this site should incorporate some sort of perv glossary as part of the sign up info.
Ok, I got a little off course again.
How do you feel about masturbating both in front of and with your partner?
Personally, I think it's pretty damn hot.
I love to see my man holding his rock hard cock with his strong manly hands. It's just so sexy to watch the way he touches himself to get off. Watching him cum is definitely one of my very favorite things in life and usually commands a panty change by me.
Being as that my needs are so specific, I can't imagine that anyone that wasn't comfortable enough to show me how he likes to touch himself would ever work very well for me.
I need the guy that won't think twice about whipping it out in the car if I feel like I need to see it.
It's so erotic to have my guy laying on the bed touching himself and I get in front of him, spread my legs, being sure to give him a full unobstructed view of my hot, wet pussy while i'm touching it, tasting it, and finally letting him watch me cum, knowing that he made it happen just by letting me watch him.
Oh god, i'm gonna need some "me" time for a moment, i'll be right back.
So what are your feelings on this?
Are you comfortable masturbating in front of your partner?
How about both of you doing it together?
What would you think about your partner touching themselves in front of you?
If you say you're comfortable with it, is it something you're really into?
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The Truth About Girls Night & It Was SLAA Day
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Posted:Jan 26, 2009 10:34 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:44 pm
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Part 1 Girls Night
To answer the Girls Night question of did I find any girl on girl trouble to get in.....
Why yes I did, I actually received a very nice unexpected two for one. God, I love when that happens.
They were two of the girls involved in my wannabe orgy.
It was short but satisfying.
And to think.....some of you doubted me.
Part 2 SLAA Day
Today was SLAA meeting day.
I was late, big surprise, so I missed roughly 30 minutes of the sharing of the sex addicts.
So here's what happened today:
Andrea
(blonde, tennis playing, soccer mom)
Has decided she has very detailed fantasies that she can't shake and is concerned they will take over.
Cindy
(formerly known as Cally or Sally, mousy, divulged that she was addicted to web camming)
Apparently, she has been in the psych ward for what I can piece together as possibly the last 30 days for committing a lewd sex act in which her parents(hardcore Southern Baptists remember) caught her and freaked out.
I have reason to believe the act in question may have involved her Dachshund, because they have since taken it away from her.
Maria
(may or may not be her name)
She is new, I missed her story, dammit.
It's quite possible she kept giving me the "look".
I could be mistaken, but i'm usually not.
I kept catching her giving me the up and down, which was fine with me because she is....yummy yummy yummy!!
Not bad for missing half of the meeting huh?
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Time Off For Good Behavior
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Posted:Jan 23, 2009 9:39 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2009 6:52 am
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Ok, so it's girls night tonight and it's looking so far like I may get a pass to attend.
Clearly due to my recent good behavior.
Yeah, you read that right, I have been walking a straight line in hopes of getting out of lock down.
I haven't so much as attempted the sneak out after he falls asleep. Nope, not even once.
All this goodness is making me climb the walls.
It's quite possible that I have silicone friction burns on my poor, delicate, little pussy again.
Well, if all goes well with my pass tonight, I will be rewarding my angelic like behavior with some much needed multi-orgasmic fun.
What? You didn't think i'd made a complete turn around and was planning to be good all the time did you?
Nah, of course you didn't.
I don't think I could stop being a bad girl if I tried.
I just need to find a man that appreciates that part of me and all that it has to offer him.
I know my pass won't be that of the overnight kind, oh how I wish it was though. I could hop on a plane, have some crazy, amazing sex, and be back before lunchtime Saturday.
Yeah, I could make it work.
For now that will have to be a playtime fantasy.
I'll make sure i'm home before curfew tonight to encourage him letting my rope out a little further.
I did mention that it's girls night didn't I?
So cross your fingers that your favorite sex addict comes home with at least one girl on girl adventure to tell you about.
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The Standard Issue BJ
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Posted:Jan 21, 2009 8:59 pm
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2009 8:55 pm
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We all have or have had those self destructive people in our lives. The ones that just seem to be a magnet for disaster, almost to the point of looking for it.
It's always those people that sit around sulking and wondering why they're always being handed a great big ole bowl of shit in life.
I was talking to my "self destructive" friend tonight.
We were discussing a new guy she's been seeing.
She said "God, I wish I didn't have to give head every time I have sex, sometimes I just don't feel like it"
I asked her if she was receiving oral every time and she said she was because she makes them give it to her first because she knows if they finish she'll end up empty handed.
Ok, in regards to what i'm about to say, don't think that i'm sick with a fever, high on drugs, or drunk....
I can't believe that she would even think like this.
I don't believe you have to have oral every single time you have sex. That's right I said it!
I don't feel like there should be any rules to follow like that at all.
I mean come on, sometimes I just need to be turned over and fucked from behind really hard.
I just can't see where that thought process would be healthy for anyones sex life. Knowing that you have to go down on someone every time you have a sexual encounter has to suck the fun right out of it. Oh, that's funny and I didn't even mean for it to be.
I do tend to kind of make the rules when it comes to sex with me.
Am I completely out of touch with this?
Is this something the rest of the world is doing?
Personally, I'm not giving a BJ unless i'm in the mood for it.
It's something I really enjoy and I'm not having that ruined for me. I can also tell you that it will be a much better experience for everyone involved if i'm excited about doing it.
I feel the same about receiving, why in the hell would I want someone going down on me that's no into it?
Besides the fact that it will almost be a guarantee that it won't be a quality performance, it just won't be fun.
So is it true? Should we all just expect to give and receive oral sex every time we get our freak on?
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"Shannalvs2swllow" May Need A Retirement Party
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Posted:Jan 20, 2009 8:22 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2009 11:38 am
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One of my best friends, "B" decided she should help me with my boy toy search, since I had been complaining that I was getting bored with the whole interview process they each had to go through.
About 10 months ago, thanks to "B", the Shannalvs2swllow profile came to life. The pictures were loaded, the questions were answered, the whole thing was completely filled out.
"B" forgot one little detail....
How bout forgetting to tell me that she'd even made me a profile on this site? Nice, Huh?
When I first found out I was not happy to say the least.
"B" and I would play on it together, perving for hours at a time.
After I started blogging I tried to change the name on my profile, since i'm a standard member that wasn't possible.
Since i've been given a most generous gift of Gold Membership,
I now have the power to change my profile name.
I've mentioned it to a couple of people who seem to think I shouldn't change it at all.
So what do you think?
Should Shannalvs2swllow retire to make room for a new, more suitable name?
If I were to change it what should I change it to?
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All-Inclusive Includes a Blow Job ?
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Posted:Jan 19, 2009 1:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2009 7:13 pm
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This evening, while perusing clothing optional vacation spots in the Caribbean, I stumbled across a resort that sounded like the perfect place for your favorite sex addict to relax in the sun with a very special friend.
This place had everything on my list.
*Beachfront
*Adults Only
*Spa
*Penthouse or Luxury Villa Option
*Tiki Bar (come on who doesn't love a tiki bar?)
*Boutique
Sounding pretty close to perfect so far don't you think?
*Topless Ping Pong
*Strip Show
(if they will let me do my own show after 3-4 martinis I may just go on and move here)
Just when you think this place can't possibly get any better
I notice what it says across the top of the web page...
"Erotic,Exotic All-Inclusive Resort"
My mind was racing with the possibilities for hot sex with a super cute boy i've had my eye on.
Providing he pass my 15 minute test of course.
At this point I was absolutely wet with excitement.
And then I read the following:
Female Companionship during your Adult Vacations.
Female companionship (rest assured that our hostesses understand the meaning of “full service” adult entertainment experience) for your entire stay, and we don’t mean just one companion every 24 hours:
The companionship of as many as 5 different Girls per 24 hours for Adult Vacation Villa Packages.
Most adult vacation resorts only have 8-10 girls on site. At Oxygen Retreat you will find there is a minimum ratio of 2-3 girls per guest guaranteed.
I have gone All-Inclusive before, but never do I recall ever being offered any "full service companionship".
Oh sure, every time I turn around they're trying to shove some frozen drink with a bunch of stuff hanging out of the top of it in my face, but they haven't one single time offered to get me laid. Unless that's the reason the Jamaican bartender with the dreadlocks kept trying to get in my pants over the summer, but I don't remember anything about that mentioned in the brochure.
How did something like this go unnoticed by me for all this time?
If it's been mentioned in porn magazines why didn't I notice it?
Wait. I usually only look at the magazines just until i've been visually stimulated enough to play with toys, so maybe that's how I could have missed it.
At any rate, if you find yourself in need of some female companionship while vacationing in the Caribbean,maybe you should check this place out. Oxygen Retreat
CNN only wants to inform you about our new president, so thank god you have me to keep you informed of the important sex stuff.
So what do you think? Would you give this place a try?
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Oh Shit ! It's Joey Greco...RUN!!!!
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Posted:Jan 16, 2009 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2009 12:24 pm
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Are you familiar with that show "Cheaters"?
If not, allow me to describe this thirty minutes of trashy television that reminds me of those episodes of Cops that were all about domestic disputes and the police car rolls up to the couples mobile home only to find the woman with one hand on her hip and holding a cigarette in the other yelling at her man that she will "whoop his ass".
Anyway, the premise is to help people find out if their S.O. has been unfaithful.
They have a private detective watch them and report the findings back to the shows host Joey Greco.
Joey Greco then shows video evidence of the infidelity to the "cheatee", which leaves them with their hands on their face, saying "oh my god" repeatedly while he throws them in a van telling them they know the location of the cheaters right then.
So Joey, on his official looking two-way radio talks to the detective until they get to the point of which they jump out of the van and run with a camera crew, security, and really bright lights, toward the cheating S.O. and their under cover lover, who look horrified and confused.(that's my favorite part)
The confrontation almost always ends poorly, usually just after someone throws a punch.
You know every single person that has so much as been an innocent bystander on this show, made sure they received a complimentary DVD to show all their friends and family at the next holiday get together, where they will brag to everyone that someone from the entertainment industry just happened to be in the parking lot of that motel that night and told them that they were a natural on camera.........
I have a hard time watching this show, even when I can't sleep and it's the only non-infomercial thing on tv, it just makes me nervous and gives me a general bad feeling in my stomach.
It's occurred to me that those feelings could possibly be due to the fact that for the last 3 1/2-4 years i've been "bad" and constantly looking over my shoulder in fear that Joey Greco and the older spouse are going to jump out of a damn van, run toward me with a camera crew, bright lights,and assorted uncomfortable questions, of which I would answer all with my standard "I dunnnooo".
Maybe I wouldn't even stick round for the questions, I might just scream and run like I was being chased by that guy in the freaky mask that liked to eat people in that movie with Jodie Foster. Oh well, i'm not sure exactly what I would do and I hope I never have to find out.
So what would you do if you were confronted by Joey Greco and your S.O. demanding answers?
Especially, you who enjoy "alternative activities" and it's a secret.
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A Public Service
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Posted:Jan 14, 2009 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2009 9:26 am
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If you are sending out messages like the example below
that is probably the reason you're more familiar with
your hand than a real live pussy.
Hey baby I want to do you a big favorer and give you the best dick you ever had baby. I am so sexy I can make you cum when I walk into the room. Get back to me and I'll make it happen.>>!
In an effort to motivate you to stop being such a dumbass,
I have generously included instructions to make your masturbation just a little more realistic......
The Do-It-Yourself Pocket Pussy
Step 1: Fill balloons with warm water
Get about four or five balloons. Fill them with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so water will not squeeze out. This also works with hot water bottles.
Step 2: Roll a pillow put a plastic bag inside
Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt. Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready. Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow. Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.
Step 3: Warm, tight, and slippery fake pussy
Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
You're Welcome
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Did I Qualify For An Orgy ?
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Posted:Jan 14, 2009 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2009 12:24 pm
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Yesterday, I was answering questions on a blog post from the infamous DoctorBooty. One of the questions was:
"Have you ever participated in an orgy?"
Immediately I was going to answer YES.
I've been with 4 other girls at a time, and thought that surely an experience like that would qualify me for having been involved in an orgy, thus allowing me to check it off my secret sexual to-do list.
After more thought, I was left wondering if I was mistaken and didn't actually take part in an official orgy at all.
Will one of the trophies from the sexual achievement shelf that's in my head have to be removed?
God, I hope not, because I consider that night to be one of my finer moments and favorite memories.
That special, sex filled evening was so hot that i'm still forced
to give my girlie parts some attention every single time I think about it.
The wondering, the not knowing, has left me feeling empty inside and the only way that I can possibly ever feel whole again is to go on a fact finding mission.
(i'm such a drama queen today, sorry about that)
We all know what an orgy is: It's a bunch of people having sex at the same time in the same place.
But how many people do you need to qualify for Orgy Status?
It seems no one seems to know for sure.
Ok, we know it obviously has to be more than 3.
Wouldn't a party of 4 just be 2 couples after a few bottles of wine?
So how about 5? Yeah this could be it. Think about it, with 5 you have 1 person leftover to be a free agent, versatile, acting like the baked potato on your blue plate special of sex.
I've been asking people this question all day and have gotten mixed answers.
*4 or more, but must be mixed sexes
*5 or more, in any combination of sexes
*10 plus people, one girl & nine guys
(umm in Georgia, we call that a good ole fashion Gang Bang)
I've even googled and have no answers.
So what do you think?
How many people does it take to constitute an ORGY?
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Ass Licking 101
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Posted:Jan 11, 2009 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2009 11:39 am
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There are lots of people that really get off on licking ass.
Apparently,they enjoy it even when they're sober.
The first time I was on the receiving end of this it was with the older spouse.
There was no discussion about it.
There was no "hey you know what would be fun" pillow talk.
There were no hints that it might be on his to-do list.
There wasn't so much as an illustration drawn on a post-it note.
He was laying on the sofa watching a basketball game, I needed some attention, so I straddle his face,(ok so this tells you how long ago this was doesn't it?)leaving one foot on the floor for balance. I'm just about to cum, so i've got my eyes shut and head thrown back, moaning in ecstasy, when all of a sudden I realize he has slipped down and is fucking me in the ass with his tongue. My head popped up, not only did my eyes open, but they were enormous. I wanted so badly to ask him what in the hell he was doing. My first thought was, thank god I had just gotten out of the bathtub. My second thought was, who am I to complain about being licked anywhere on my body?
I don't know that I have ever tried so hard to reach orgasm in my life. I guess the initial freak out was more then my mind could handle because it just wasn't happening.
I'm wondering when tonguing an ass became so mainstream.
I've gotten used to it now, only because it's something the spouse has always enjoyed and all but maybe 2 of the other boys i've been with have wanted to do it.
I will admit that there's been a time or two that i've been in Dirty Girl Mode,gone way over my martini limit and taken "the dip" before on a partner, but every incident took place in or immediately after a shower.
I'm curious what exactly it is about seeing someones chocolate starfish that makes a completely sober person think they want to give it a good lick, get a little taste?
Do you make sure it's been properly bathed first?
Is there some sort of pre-inspection that happens?
If you dive in, decide the water is most definitely not fine, would you look at your partner and say "yeah, it's not happening"?
Do you generally give some sort of notice, signal, heads up of any kind? Or is it just a surprise, kinda like jumping out of a closet at someone and screaming?
I personally would appreciate notice, even a tiny hint.
Ooh I know, you could make a circle with your thumb and index finger and put your tongue through it, you know like the international sign for pussy licking.
Just a suggestion......
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Death by Orgasm
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Posted:Jan 8, 2009 3:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2009 9:47 am
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I knew it!
Remember when I said that I thought Bargirl(my hot latina exotic dancer) was going to cause me to stroke out and die from an orgasm?
Well it turns out that's entirely possible.
A 35 year old woman had a stroke from a strong orgasm and dropped dead. See, I knew it wasn't just me.
Hmmm...maybe I should inquire as to if Bargirl knew her?
She sent me a text a couple days ago and i've been considering a playdate ever since.
Oh, I meant with Bargirl, not the 35 year old stroke victim.
Here's 2 more interesting things I learned this week:
This chick said she was 21 yrs old, married and 3 months pregnant when she began to have really strong sensations in her clit that would continue to build until they were completely distracting.
She has to orgasm 4-5 times a day to get any relief.
She spends most of her day masturbating, so her social life is no more, she's unable to work, and this one is my favorite, she says vacation is a nightmare because the vibrations from the vehicle would bother her so badly that she was forced to pleasure herself in the back of the family van.
Can you believe this lady thought this was a terrible thing?
She says she checked herself into 2 different psych wards trying to solve it.
Eventually she was diagnosed with a condition called
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder, which is treatable with anti-depressants.
Now see, she's in need of some sexual healing and her husband didn't drag her off to an SLAA meeting with a half baked therapist.
My urges increase and decrease naturally so I do get some down time every now and then, which, apparently, is still a whole lot more active then most people.
I don't care if my urges are out of control and i'm humping the corner of my sofa all day, there is not a chance in hell i'm letting them medicate me to get rid of them.
Maybe that lady just wasn't organized enough to be able to work with it and just plan her day accordingly.
Ok, hearing this story almost made me cry:
This woman is 40 years old and has never had an orgasm.
I know it's horrible isn't it?
She says she has tried massage oils, hot tubs, movies, and various relaxation techniques trying to get herself off.
Her friends all talk about their wonderful orgasms and she feels like it's an exclusive club and she can't get in.
Aww, It made me want to hug her.
She was even concerned that her clit was too small.
Thankfully, they found out it was a hormone issue and fixed it with a simple birth control pill.
How pissed would you be if after that long you find out all you needed was a damn common birth control pill?
Both these stories touched me so much that it made me want to call some out of work actor and have a telethon or something for women with these conditions.
These poor girls went through years of suffering when I could have fixed them over the phone or via email in about 10 minutes or less...
Clearly, The "Sybian" is what they both need.
If the non-orgasm chick can't cum from riding the Sybian she may as well just give up.
The over achiever lady could drain herself physically with it early in the day and probably cut her masturbation in half.
Proving once again that the magical, heaven sent Sybian is something no home should be without.
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Friends With Benefits or Consequences?
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Posted:Jan 7, 2009 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Jan 16, 2009 12:34 pm
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I recently had a conversation with someone about a
"Friends With Benefits" relationship they just ended.
So here are the facts as I was given them:
You know me, of course we need a list..
1.It lasted like 2 years
2.She was in his inner circle of friends
3.They hooked up on average of 3 times per month
4.They hooked up at his place where he made her dinner
5.He says he confirmed they were FWB's only regularly
6.He says he told her he had nothing to give her emotionally
7.She hadn't had sex in over a year before him
8.She didn't date during the time they were together
9.They agreed to have unprotected sex
10.He told the chick he wants to be his new girlfriend that he couldn't talk to her on the phone when he was at a friends house because the former FWB was there and it might hurt her feelings.
11.It ended because she said she was in love with him and it was too painful to continue
After hearing all this I simply asked him
"What the hell were you thinking?"
Personally, I think he crossed over the line of a FWB relationship.
I find it hard to believe that he had no indication that she was having deeper feelings then she let on.
My opinion is based only on my experiences.
I consider most of my little trysts to be that of the FWB category. Never once have I crossed the line.
I too have always been upfront with my intentions, which I realize doesn't always matter in these situations.
However, any time I suspected that one of my "friends" was having deeper feelings for me, I ended it immediately.
I'd like to say it was to spare them hurt, but i'll be honest,it was mostly so I wouldn't have to deal with any of the high maintenance emotional bull shit that went with the feelings they were having.
I don't believe that most people are capable of a FWB relationship, mainly because it's difficult not to have some sort of feelings for someone you're having sex with.
A handful of people, mostly men, but myself included, have learned how to turn off our emotions when it comes to sex with anyone other than our significant others.
I've always believed that sex doesn't have to equal love
but love does have to equal sex.
I wonder how many FWB relationships have actually ended with the friendship intact. I suspect that the one not interested in something a little more serious probably believes that it did.
In this particular case, do you think his new chick will ever even have a chance in his life, which we all know includes our friends, with the former FWB in the mix?
I know I tend to think about the physical stuff a little differently, but I just don't understand why it has to be so damn hard?
I mean seriously sometimes sex is just that...SEX
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